All the teams that I cover were eliminated before the first weekend of the NCAA Tournament was complete. That left me with two more weeks of Madness and nothing to do.
I know that ripping off the NCAA and creating your own bracket of 64 things to compete for the title is a fun and easy March activity. Except that, from James Curle’s “creative bracket name” competition to the fake, sham NC Twitter Bracket that I refuse to discuss any further, everyone started that LAST week.
I didn’t, because, not realizing that there would be no shadow for the basketball groundhog, I assumed I still had a few more weeks of work.
So I’m late to this game and unprepared to start my funny bracket. Luckily, my girlfriend slept in, so I was able to scramble and find 64 things to pit against each other.
Here we go: Shawn’s March Madness competition … of Things My Girlfriend Has in Her Place That I’d Never Considered Getting For Mine
In the kitchen bracket, we have:
flop spoon rest
7 Restaurant leftovers vs 10 Plug-in air freshener
Then we have the Living Room Decor region
Then we get into the most competitive region of the tournament…the Bathroom/Bedroom region
And finally, the Miscellaneous/Entertainment region
So there you have it! Send me your winners. And when she sees this, we’ll see if my girlfriend gives a new meaning to March Madness.